important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
All the Gladers have shirts saying ‘if found return to newt or alby’ and Newt has an ‘I am Newt’ shirt but Alby’s just says ‘no.’
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
- Why did you never tell me?
- I wanted to, but…
- You’d have chopped my head off.
THE MAZE RUNNER FANFIC SPANISH
Fanfic el corredor del laberinto. Newtmas!
I think the real question here is actually how many of us feel like Thomas and Newt have really just shagged almost everyone in that Glade because I feel like we have a lot of subtext in our fandom that sort of confirms that we think that Newt and Thomas are like sexmachines/fucktoys to the entire Glade anyway.
Newt and Thomas the Sex Kepeers
poetassexmadpianostool answered your question “Okay let’s be real about this. 60 boys aren’t all straight. So here’s…”Maybe it’s a variable… WCKD wants to see how creative they can be without lube.
I can’t believe I’m doing this I hate you guys. know that this is on you and YOU ALONE poetassexmadpianostool (also really rad url dude) don’t try this at home kids
"You can’t be serious. Why do you need cooking oil again?” Alby asked, incredulous expression on his face and his hands in place on his hips. His entire stance radiated disbelief, and it had started garnering them some serious attention from the other Gladers.
Frypan shrugged unhappily. “I don’t know where it goes, Alby! It just keeps shucking disappearing, man.” he stated, looking slightly annoyed that this was somehow pinned on him.
"Well maybe you should start locking up better!" Alby snarled, moving from annoyed to furious in seconds as was so characteristic for him.
Minho strolled over, having just returned from the Maze. “Hey hey hey, relax, what’s going on guys?”
Alby stared at Frypan, a mix of expectance and anger on his face that made him look more like a disappointed dad than anything else.
As Frypan explained Minho’s face became redder and redder, and he shrugged helplessly, obviously knowing full well what was happening, but unwilling to explain. Following him came Thomas and Newt, standing close in order to hear what Frypan was explaining, and when he finished the looks on their faces seemed to explain everything.
Thomas’ smile wavered between sheepish and smug, Newt was currently stomping on his foot hard while looking at Alby apologetically. Minho’s face was a never-before-seen shade of red. Alby’s eye started twitching slightly. “When. I said. Use. Whatever. You can find.” and then he roared, “I DIDN’T MEAN OUR COOKING STUFF YOU SHUCKING KLUNKFACED SHANKS!!!”
Frypan’s expression quickly went from confusion to disbelief to the slow dawn of realization. “Oh hell no, that’s just nasty!”
(seriously though, don’t try this at home kids)
[screams from mountaintop] BISEXUAL THOMAAAAAAAAAS
Bisexual “fuck newt is hot fuck minho is hot fuck teresa is hot fUCK ME” Thomas
Bisexual “Why is everyone so fucking hot FUCK YOU guys BUT ALSO FUCK ME and ALSO PLEASE FUCK ME” Thomas.